我故意在星期四對老婆說這個週末我們的社區有活動，可能人流較多，希望星期五六日她到店裏幫手，誰知她竟說我有艾琳幫，用不著她。不過最後還是答應留下來幫忙。她說只會在星期五快關店前才出去，因為鄰近的大城市Black Friday Sale 開到凌晨，可以乘減價去購買聖誕禮物，寄給所有親戚朋友，星期六日會全日留下來幫我看店。
老婆：Wow..what a big house. What is this place?
約翰：A friend’s house. They are having a party
跟著他們停了車走進去，一進門就聽到音樂聲，人群有男有女，但全都是老外，老婆是唯一的華人。
約翰：Want a drink?
老婆：Trying to get me drunk?
約翰：No! You are so uptight. Just try to help you relax.
老婆：I’ll drink with you, just don’t you get any ideas.（老婆用調皮的聲音說）
約翰：You mean fucking you?
老婆：Is there any time you’re not thinking about sex?
約翰：It’s just because you are so lovely
老婆：Cut your sweet talk. I am still mad that you force me to drink your cum last time.
約翰介紹老婆認識其他人，突然老婆看到一對男女在在客廳一角衣衫不整的在熱情擁吻。
老婆：John, see the couple at the corner?
約翰：Sure, what’s wrong?
老婆：The man have his hand between her legs
約翰：Big deal, they are just making out…
老婆：But there are people all over the place
約翰：So what? People here enjoy sex and not ashamed of it.
老婆：Ewee…how can they do this in front of all the people
約翰：Some people actually get a kick out of it
老婆：Jez…The woman is unzipping his fry, they are going to do it here…
約翰：Don’t be a baby, ignore them and drink your wine
老婆：……
約翰：Your face are red like a tomato, let me see how horny you are.
老婆：Hey, keep your hand to yourself, people are watching
約翰：What if no one is watching?
老婆：That’s not the point…
約翰：Come.
老婆：Where are you taking me
約翰：Somewhere private
老婆：Wow, this room is grand.
約翰：Come, sit down.
老婆：Just now was so embarrassing. I don’t believe they are doing it in front of us
約翰：You are so cute…why can’t you just say fucking?
老婆：I never said the “f” word
約翰：Not even when you are fucking?
老婆：NO…
約翰：Pity…you know it is very sexy when a woman talk dirty.
老婆：You mean man get turn on when woman speak like that?
約翰：Of course..
老婆：Ewee…
約翰：I know Chinese have a saying, something about eat and sex?
老婆：That is different.
約翰：What is different, you hungry you eat, you horny you fuck
老婆：I don’t fuck
約翰：here you go…I love it when you talk dirty
老婆：No…No…you tricked me…
約翰：You never see people fucking?
老婆：No! I do not even watch porn.
約翰：Are you turn on just now?
老婆：Maybe a bit, but that’s so embarrassing!
約翰：Let me check, yes, all wet, you need a good fuck.
老婆：No…John…we cannot keep doing this…it’s wrong…OH
約翰：Does it make you feel more horny cause it is wrong?
老婆：You are suck a shameless devil, AH…
約翰：I love it when your nipple just harden like a peanut when you are aroused…does it feel good when I suck them and finger you at the same time
老婆：I don’t know…O…O…o..o.o… OH!OH!OH!
約翰：How does it feel?
老婆：噫, what are you doing?
約翰：Eating your pussy…you blow me last time, I am returning the favour.
老婆：No…I have not shower…so dirty
約翰：Anyone told you that your pussy are very pretty?
老婆：Don’t look!
約翰：Take your hands away, I’ll show you a good time
老婆：Ah… Oh…
約翰：Your juice are so sweet…
老婆：Oh…Oh… please stop…if you do not stop I’m going to come
約翰：Feel my tongue? Just relax and enjoy!
老婆：I can’t…I cannot have someone watching me there when I come
約翰：Watch where?
老婆：Down there.
約翰：Where, say it!
老婆：My…my pussy
約翰：See, it is so easy…
老婆：Um…I feel very hot
約翰：Not hot, you are horny, you want to be fucked, say it
老婆：I am horny
約翰：And?
老婆：I want to be fucked
約翰：OK, I’ll fuck you silly
老婆：NO! Stop! You need to put on a condom.
約翰：I don’t carry condoms around.
老婆：Get one from my handbag
約翰：No worries, I’ll pull out before I came.
老婆：No. You never keep your promise. No condom, no pussy
約翰：Ok…ok…
約翰：Jez, your pussy was so tight! Did your husband ever use it? How does it feel?
老婆：It feel very full…
約翰：Say it
老婆：Your cock is very big
約翰：You like it in your pussy?
自從事情公開了，我們做愛的時候我會叫老婆將失身那晚發生的事情從頭告訴我，一邊當聽故事一邊操她，不知何故一提到約翰把她帶到House Party 她總像是有一點不自然。大家相處了二十多年，我一聽便知她仍然有一些事情隱瞞著我，過了差不多半年，花了九牛二虎之力終於給我打聽出來。原來老婆失身給約翰的那一晚，還有一個小插曲。